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[ DETOUR ] ([personal profile] fork_in_the_road) wrote in [community profile] nitro_dressing2012-06-26 08:10 pm

[ SEX SWAP EVENT ]

[ If you follow the main street toward the south edge of town, eventually you come across a swiftly moving stream. Posted beside it is a simple sign: ]

CURSED RIVER OF DROWNED WOMAN
NO SWIMMING


[ If you consult a local guide, he'll explain that long ago (the time is never specified) a young woman (age and name also never specified) fell into the river and drowned. Hence the very original name. Now, anyone who enters the water, whether deliberately or on accident, will emerge as the opposite sex.

Because life's a journey like that.

(Submerging once again will reverse the effects. But the guide doesn't mention that. And taking a dip is not necessary to tag in! Your character can also just hang out nearby and watch the, ahem, fallout.)
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heardyoucall: (Onsen - Goddamn fuckers.)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Perhaps it was a prank. Perhaps it wasn't. Either way, Sanzo saw no such sign when he reached the edge of town and found a proper place to bathe. The water was cold but it didn't bother him; he was used to roughing it even if he disliked too. No one was around either in the early morning and that made it easier. It was when he felt a suddenly horrible discomfort that he realized something wasn't right. Surfacing after putting his head under to wash, he realized a slight weight he hadn't noticed before... at his chest.

And that was pretty much when he decided he would murder whoever he saw next. He'd been transformed into a woman. Deciding the pool was cursed but not realizing the cure to be a second submerging, he simply gets out of the pool and attempts to dry himself as quickly as he can before passers by notice him and mistake him for some blond bimbo.
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eviltransferstudent: (must be this tall to ride)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Like flies to vinegar, whenever there is a Sanzo around, a certain Westerner is not too far behind. ♥ ]

Ah~? Is that you, Sanzo-han?
heardyoucall: (I'll kill you)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well joy to the world. Sanzo flinches horribly as he realizes who that telltale drawl belongs to, quickly putting his clothing back on even though he's not exactly dry yet. With shock, he realizes his feathery hair now hangs to his lower back. It's fuller than before as well, which is mildly comforting thanks to the thinning out in his bangs---but this wasn't the time to be appreciate of having hair. He was trapped in the body of some tart.]

Shut up.
eviltransferstudent: (let's get married!)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Since when does Hazel ever shut up? He just wanders closer, placing hat against his chest and dipping into a friendly bow. ♥ ]

You're in good spirits this morning! Enjoying a swim~?
heardyoucall: (FOR THE LAST TIME)

hazeeelll i'm so stoked to play with one finally

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Even his voice was smoother. He cleared his throat, the resulting sound more of a squeak.]

Finished it.

[The less he said the better. He was thankful his robes helped somewhat if he leaned forward a little to hide his breasts. It was his hair he couldn't hide.]
eviltransferstudent: (was it something i said)

I'm so pleased to have a Sanzo for him to play against <3

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, but it was all the effort Sanzo was taking to hide that really gave him away! Maybe. Hazel's not telling. For all you know, he watched the whole thing from the bushes. Hazel's creepy like that. ]

Mercy me, but it sounds like you caught a bit of a cold in there. ♥ My camp is nearby; would you care to come warm up by our fire~?
heardyoucall: (EW GROSS NO)

<3!!... just <3!!!!!

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sanzo flinches away from Hazel, loathing him entirely. The man was a prime example of brainwashed religious punk and Sanzo hated the type because it wasn't so much them he hated but the religion they swallowed. The fact Hazel seemed to have a crush on him, however, made his loathing more justified.]

I refuse. A campfire like that would make me want to freeze to death.
eviltransferstudent: (well that's goshdarn plum disappointin')

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[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How little you understand Sanzo-han~~~~~ ]

What a dreadful thing to say! The great T'ang priest Sanzo-han, freezing out in a peaceful forest like this! Allow me to escort you back to town, at least. After all...
eviltransferstudent: (here's a gift from heather to heather)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'd be failing in my obligations as a gentleman if I didn't provide such a fair lady a proper escort.

[ ^___^ ]
heardyoucall: (THAT'S DISGUSTING STOP IT)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh you little---you---HE WILL HARISEN ALL YOU LOVE.]

Don't you fucking dare call me that ever again!!
eviltransferstudent: (ooh but it's so exhausting!)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Spoilsport. ]

Ah. As you wish...

Shall we be off, then~?
heardyoucall: (Someone will pay dearly for this.)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
D-don't just decide such things on your own, dammit...

[Sanzo. Everyone decides everything without you. That's just the way things are.]
eviltransferstudent: (how much for the sanzo in the window)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Who is deciding? He's just following his Sanzo-senpai everywhere, like a good underclassman! ♥ ]

I wouldn't dream of such presumption!

[ Sticking inside Sanzo's personal space the whole way. ]
heardyoucall: (Oh for crying out loud)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[More like an evil underclassman. Sanzo continues to walk, hoping Hazel will shrivel up and blow away like a leaf.]

Go jump in the water back there and leave me alone.
eviltransferstudent: (very committed to sparkle motion)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! A thrilling suggestion. But I'm afraid I've already had my bath!

[ Hear that Sanzo-han THEY'RE BOTH CLEAN! ♥ ]
heardyoucall: (Tch.)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[DON'T HEART YOU CREEPY BASTARD.]

Someone like you is always filthy.

[Just keep walking. His boots didn't fit as well anymore, either. Everything felt off.]
eviltransferstudent: (well that's goshdarn plum disappointin')

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Now what's that supposed to mean...?

[ At least the bad fit makes the monk easier to keep up with! Chasing after Sanzo-han got a bit tiresome. ]
heardyoucall: (Someone will pay dearly for this.)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[He continues to walk until his unsure feet hit a rock and he ends up on the ground, cursing as he gets to his feet. His body simply wasn't working as it used to. That, and he seemed to get hurt easier.]

Dammit..!
eviltransferstudent: (was it something i said)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. Did you need a hand, Sanzo-han?
heardyoucall: (Pensive)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine.

[He continues walking, the inn coming into sight.]

...

[And now the worry hits. What would the others think?]
eviltransferstudent: (why; little ol' me?)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ About their master's new condition, or that his gentleman-suitor is hovering around again? :D ]

You really shouldn't push yourself so hard! That's quite a delicate condition you're in. ♥

[ They're coming up on a quaint little Chinese cafe Hazel rather likes, and as it appears Sanzo-han is growing more hesitant about being seen by those youkai fellows of his, perhaps a detour is in order. ]

Shall we stop for breakfast before I see you on your way? You look like you're about to collapse.
heardyoucall: (FOR THE LAST TIME)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[He grits his teeth. There would be no stopping Hazel's irritating behaviour and in all honesty he wasn't in a hurry to see the others considering they would probably just laugh at him.]

If you pay, I'll eat.
eviltransferstudent: (thankee-sai sirrah!)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be much of a gentleman if I didn't!

[ He avoids using the word 'lady,' but he does hold the door open for him! ]
heardyoucall: (Hm.)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-27 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sanzo's used to having people do things for him, woman's body or not, so in he goes and off to the table his server tells him to go to.]
eviltransferstudent: (how much for the sanzo in the window)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-27 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's just gonna keep being chatty for both of them, once they're seated. ]

Charming place, isn't it? A pity it's too early in the day; I would very much recommend their Peking duck.

[ And to the waiter, ] Two coffees and your best breakfast crepes, please.

[ Because yes, he's totally ordering for Sanzo. He takes his suitor responsibilities seriously! Especially now that Sanzo-han's indicated that he's willing to be courted. ♥ ]

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I rounded down. <3

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I SMELL PULITZER

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XD!

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AND NO ONE WAS SURPRISED XD

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