smilingscholar: (ೕ all in a day's work)
豬八戒 • Cho Hakkai ([personal profile] smilingscholar) wrote in [community profile] nitro_dressing2012-06-29 02:00 am

...the youkai who leapt though time?

[Hello, Nitro! It's been far too long.

Today you're graced by a man on a horse.

...it's not the Old Spice guy, though. Just Ming Dynasty Hakkai from a certain Sengoku AU game. He seems rather perplexed, absentmindedly petting the white horse's neck.

Said horse snorts a bit and leans back his head to peer at his rider with very deep-red eyes.]


...kyuu?

[The sound makes Hakkai snap out of his confusion a little, and he grabs the reins.]

Heavens, Hakuryuu. Have we been spirited away yet again?
sister_sand: (Whut.)

[personal profile] sister_sand 2012-06-29 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gojyo, having spent the night (and a good part of the morning) getting very very drunk and then very very well fucked (being temporarily female-bodied is awesome btw), finally stumbles out of the inn around lunchtime.

And at first, when he spots the town's new visitor, he thinks he's seeing things. But, no... that's just Hakkai.

What the hell, Hakkai.
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Oi. Hakkai. ...What's with th'horse?
sister_sand: (surprised)

[personal profile] sister_sand 2012-06-29 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hakuryuu?

[ Since when does the dragon turn into a horse? Gojyo rubs a hand over his face - is he seeing things? He isn't that drunk still, is he? ]

Hakkai. That's a horse. Where th'hell did you steal a horse from?
sister_sand: (We are not amused.)

[personal profile] sister_sand 2012-06-29 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Okay. Clearly, he's just still very drunk. Because that's the only explanation for why Hakkai (a)just rode up on a white horse, and (b)is talking like somebody's grandpa. ]

Am I what? Yes I'm Gojyo, dammit!

[ Oh right, the somewhat sore and aching girlparts. ]

I fell in the magic sex-changing river. You know, th'one you camped us right next to, after driving around in circles for three hours? You crazy bastard.
sister_sand: (Whut.)

[personal profile] sister_sand 2012-06-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Indecent, what? His shirt was dry, and therefore totally no longer see-through. That was totally decent! His nipples weren't even that hard anymore, now that the sun was out! And yeah, okay, he wasn't wearing underwear, but that was because the boxers chafed, what with his pants now being way too tight at the hips. ]

You've been missing four months. ...How much have you had t'drink?
sister_sand: (Whoa.)

[personal profile] sister_sand 2012-06-29 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And Gojyo falls on his ass. Hakuryuu can turn into a horse. ]

How th'hell did he do that?!

[ And owwww dammit those parts were sore anyway and now they hurt. Fucking horse-hung farm boys... ow ow ow. ]

Jeep's a horse?!

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heardyoucall: (I'll kill you)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-29 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sanzo's already had a bit of an adventure being a woman for a while until finding out how to reverse it. Most of it involved trying to get Hazel to stop stalking him. He spots Hakkai and gives him an odd look.]

Spirited Away isn't what I would call it.
heardyoucall: (...no.)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-29 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...and did that horse just...

[It sounded far too much like Jeep to ignore.]
heardyoucall: (Hmm.)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-29 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonsense. What are you on about?

[He approaches, having not seen many horses around lately. That, and he likes animals despite not admitting it.]
heardyoucall: (Hm?)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-29 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sanzo stares at the horse. Those red eyes were unmistakable.]

This is Jeep, isn't it? The dragon.

[He's completely stunned... and obviously too distracted to be mad, luckily.]
heardyoucall: (...ha??)

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-06-30 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs.]

You're the one with the problem. Nothing has changed here except for you and Jeep. Why on earth are you dressed like that? Not that it doesn't suit you but it's odd.

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sorry for such short posts

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eviltransferstudent: (must be this tall to ride)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-30 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ He prefers the Jeep, personally. Horses can be so... smelly. ]

Oh dear! Have we mislaid our keys, Megane-han~?
eviltransferstudent: (how much for the sanzo in the window)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-06-30 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Missing? Pish. Where there is shit to stir, Hazel is there to stir it. ]

To that fanciful motor vehicle of yours!

[ It's basically your only redeeming quality. ^_^ ]
eviltransferstudent: (OH BITCH YOU'RE GOING DOWN)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-07-06 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Should I try simpler words?
eviltransferstudent: (why; little ol' me?)

[personal profile] eviltransferstudent 2012-07-07 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Charming as a shark. ]

I like to think I've had time enough to keep up~ Perhaps it's the accent? I'll avail myself to enunciate better. Wouldn't want you to strain your ears listening to little ol' me.

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